Why Did the Man Not Cross the Road?
I witnessed a man step off the curb, obviously with the idea of crossing the street. But out of the blue, a car speed around the corner, heading directly at him. The man tried to avoid him by running across the street, but the driver changed lanes and was still heading his way.
The man froze, panicked, not knowing what to do. Thankfully, the driver swerved at the last possible moment and screeched to a stop next to him.
The driver rolled down the window to address the man. The man was shocked to discover a squirrel was driving the car, and even more stunned when he spoke: “See, it’s not as easy as it looks, is it?”
Voice on phone: How much would it cost to hire a church singing group?
Pastor: You mean a choir?
Voice: Fine, how much would it cost to acquire a church singing group?
The Changes Are Apparent
A mother and her grown daughter, a parent herself, shared thoughts and wisdom regarding the calling of parents. The mother shared how she had to mellow over the years. Her daughter agreed that she and her five siblings observed that change.
The mother said, “When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I rushed her to the doctor, all the while wondering if I should have called an ambulance. But when your youngest brother swallowed a dime, I simply told him it was coming out of his allowance.”
What Where You Expecting, Buddy?
A judge tells the story of a teenager who tried to argue his way out of a simple parking violation. He tried to convince the judge that he should have been allowed to park in the “Expecting Mother” parking place because, well, he was waiting for his mom to come out of the store.
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